1. Daddy needs a mac. The PC Life is getting to me

2. 40% of my youth group doesn't have internet Access. Insane.

3. I'm a ninja

4. Why is cheese the funniest food?

5. You can confuse any taco bell employee by asking for a "Meat & Cheese" Taco. Trust me, it's awesome.

6. I love creating awkward moments... Yay for me.

7. Puppies doth not a happy home make.

8. Eight.

9. I think DC talk is a figment of my imagination

10. Baby seals make great soup... You just have talk quietly when you ask the seal to make it for you... (just a tip)